Introducing TBAG Slap

The Sons of Liberty started the American tradition of teabagging with the Boston Tea Party in 1773. We, at TBAG Slap, doubt that they knew it would lead drunken posterity to dropping nutsacks onto the open orifices of passed out partiers. Though, we speculate that Samuel Adams may have had just that in mind when he brewed his own beer.

TBAG Slap is an American history podcast as blunt as General George S. Patton's motherfucking pimp hand. No aspect of American history is off-limits. We cover moments of American triumph and transgression with equal tenacity. We argue, cuss, and discuss the finer points of American history, you know, the shit they didn't tell us in elementary school.

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Each man must think not only of himself, but think of his buddy fighting alongside him. We don't want yellow cowards in the army. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after the war, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the goddamn cowards and we'll have a nation of brave men.

from Patton's Speech to the Third Army

5 June 1944